Safety Patrol takes on Austin at the Out of Bounds Comedy Festival! 

These days it's almost impossible to feel comfortable in your own skin. 

The party boys are back to their usual shenanigans...

Safety Patrol returns to the Comedy Central Stage at the Hudson on May 24th, 2017. Like last time, it's going to be a mixture of improv, sketch and videos. Tickets, as always, are free but you must call to reserve them, we will likely sell out.

Good business is all about the timing.

Hope you bought a refundable ticket.

Meet the junior junior swim team. They're in it to win it.

So, what do you need?